SURE WAYS TO KILL YOUR MARRIAGE

1. Demand that your spouse meets your needs.
2. Pout when you don't get your way.
3. Say "no" to sex more than you say "yes."
4. Always put yourself first.
5. Be critical.
6. Tell your spouse they need to change, but you make no effort to change.
7. Ignore your spouses needs.
8. Make no effort to improve yourself or your marriage.
9. Never compliment your spouse.
10. Speak negatively about your spouse around other people.
11. Make no effort to keep yourself "looking good" for your spouse.
12. Use derogatory names like stupid, dumb, ignorant and idiot.
13. Always blame your spouse for the problems. It's never your fault.
14. Take your mate for granted.
15. Quit trying to impress your spouse (you're married, it's not needed anymore).
16. Withhold sex to punish your spouse.
17. Never take any time to get away without the kids.
18. When arguing ... bring up old stuff from the past.
19. Have a short fuse.
20. When angry, yell and scream a lot.
21. Never seek outside help when you have marriage problems.
22. Don't tell your spouse how much you appreciate them. Just expect them to know it.
23. When at home spend more time with your phone, laptop or video game than you do your spouse.
24. Spend more time with your friends than your spouse.
25. Never say "I love you."